Text Joke #3 - Pick-Up Lines

And since its the merry season when love blossoms with the sweet smell of those dark red roses, I want to list some pick-up lines.

• "Is Geometry your favorite subject?... Because you look good at any angle..."

• "Do you know that I am a scientist?... Because you are my lab..."

• "What is your height?... Because I didn't know how you managed to get into my heart..."

• "I think you are good in creating stuff... Because you always make my day."

• "Are you a cliif? It's because I fell for you."

• "I am a bee. Can you be my honey?"

• "Do you have a license? Coz you're driving me crazy!"

• "Hindi tayo tao... Hindi tayo hayop... Bagay tayo."

=)) okay, enough of the cheesiness. I actually haven't tried any of these yet. But you could!! Who knows, the key to winning that special someone is flashing right in front of your screens.

Happy pick-up-ing! Hahaha!