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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

A Toast to Summer


This may be the hottest summer ever (literally), but I know this will be the best. :)

Subic, check!
Galera, check!

To go:
-Bora
-Tagaytay
-Splash Island
-Tagaytay again

Then off to summer classes.


Can you imagine my color after all these? =))

Sunday, February 8, 2009

25 Statements of Randomness

I've posted this one on Facebook. Might as well post it here. :)

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you. (To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

Tagged by: Ira Remon, Mich Sy, Adrienne Bernal, Jean Arboleda and Mai Valera
  1. I am very much OC about stuff. PROOF: Read Nos. 2 - 6.
  2. When I sleep, I make sure that I have this certain number of pillows. One or two to lie my head on. One that I hug. And one each on my right and left side (for this I prefer the long, circular ones). Oh, I also have two very small square pillows on the upperleft and upper right side of my bed. Thats where I put pillow christmas gifts. hahaha!
  3. I do my morning habits for more than an hour. They are mostly vanity stuff. I don't want to go out of the house without doing any of those. Good thing that I now have my own room and bathroom. haha
  4. My closet is very organized. Everything is classified according to what they should be. They're arranged according to color too!
  5. I keep school stuff neat as well. My readings, some of them from highschool, are placed in envelopes and compiled in those gigantic black folders. Almost a fifth of that number are purely those inches-thick reading from Socio-Anthro. haha!
  6. My notes are color-coded. I use red for headings then black or blue for the body.Then I have rainbow colors for eco graphs!!
  7. I'm not yet done halfway, still I took a break from doing this. Ate some pasalubong from Tagaytay. haha.
  8. I ate a lot. I dont wanna puke. But there's dinner later! wahh!
  9. To those who don't know, I really don't want to take Economics as my degree. I really want something media-related like Film, Comm, BroadCom or Theater. But my parents said that there'n no money in there and all that. So here I am. But I love Eco since highschool.
  10. When driving, I'm kinda scared if I have companions. You know, the responsibility of being their driver. haha. Kaya I tend to drive slower (and safer)...
  11. ...but when I'm alone, it's a different story. Lalo na when I have this itch to really really get home. Last Friday on c5, i've done 120kph. Skyway, I think 130 or 140. I think 150 is not far from now. Lol. Driving way past midnight is bliss.
  12. Still on the topic, I sometimes leave my house (down south) mga 30-45mins before my first class. Then I arrive school just on the nick of time. Malas na if I arrive mga 5-10minutes late. Its a gamble though. Everytime I do that, fate seems to ride with me. No (or minimal) traffic sa Sucat intersection, SLEX, c5-Kalayaan and Libis tunnel.
  13. HALFWAY! ugh this is becoming harder. I love the theater since highschool but came to love musicals only in college.
  14. I am wearing glasses since I was in Grade 1. My eye grade that time was like 125. But now, my left is 575 then 600 on my right. But I'm proud that I maintained that level for the past 3 years already.
  15. I patronize Filipino stuff more than the imported ones. Lalo na the movies and TV shows. When read online profiles, I get irritated at those persons who stated that everything they like are purely the Hollywood stuff and don't really admit that they like a little bit of the local ones too. Che! I dont believe you! haha!
  16. I love local teleseryes. Lalo na the dramas with those quotable lines. hahaha! Lately, I've been hooked with 'Tayong Dalawa'. Hall of Famers: 'Maging Sino Ka Man' and 'Iisa Pa Lamang'. Go Isadora! haha!
  17. There's a toy monkey hanging on the railings of my curtains. If you press it, it'll make monkey sounds.
  18. I have stacks of unopened magazines and subscriptions. Also about 20 unread books. I seem to dont have time to read lately. Internet seems to get in the way. haha. at least I have something to look forward to in the summer! weeee.
  19. Regarding the internet, even though at times I say to myself that I dont want to use it coz I want to study and do some other productive stuff, I really can't do it. It's such a B.I.!!! I sleep round 2am because of it. I need rehab!!!
  20. I have became addicted to Fashion Wars lately. Its a Facebook app. Hurry, click on my profile and join my posse!!
  21. I have calculated it using the most intelligible computations and the latest model of the sci-cal. You know what I found out??? I need 5 items more!!! (or should it be 4? whatever. haha)
  22. I love anything sweet. Chocolates, candies, pastries. name it! I just wish that I wouldnt have diabetes. huhuhu.
  23. My P.E. this sem is Weights Training, wherein for the finals, we need to lift this certain percentage of weights (computed from our body mass). Guess what? I haven't reached halfway of it for the bicep and shoulder curls. wahhh!
  24. And for our PE Finals, our class chose to participate in the fun run rather than lifting a much heavier set of weights. We'll join the 5k run. In order to get an A, I should finish the distance in 25minutes!!!! I've been practicing it sometimes and the best I could do is about 38!
  25. Oh, its the last number na pala. It took me long to finish it. (including the breaks) 2 hours wasted. hahaha!

Whew, gonna say hello again to another week. :D

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Text Joke #3 - Pick-Up Lines

And since its the merry season when love blossoms with the sweet smell of those dark red roses, I want to list some pick-up lines.

  • "Is Geometry your favorite subject?... Because you look good at any angle..."
  • "Do you know that I am a scientist?... Because you are my lab..."
  • "What is your height?... Because I didn't know how you managed to get into my heart..."
  • "I think you are good in creating stuff... Because you always make my day."
  • "Are you a cliif? It's because I fell for you."
  • "I am a bee. Can you be my honey?"
  • "Do you have a license? Coz you're driving me crazy!"
  • "Hindi tayo tao... Hindi tayo hayop... Bagay tayo."
=)) okay, enough of the cheesiness. I actually haven't tried any of these yet. But you could!! Who knows, the key to winning that special someone is flashing right in front of your screens.

Happy pick-up-ing! Hahaha!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Porn Industry Needs a Bailout Too!

Porn baron Larry Flynt is seeking a $5 billion bailout from Washington to rejuvenate the industry, which he says is suffering because of the economic downturn.


The Hustler magazine founder has teamed up with fellow adult entertainment mogul Joe Francis, creator of the Girls Gone Wild video series, to approach Congress for the same kind of financial assistance recently approved for car manufacturers.

The pair have asked the 111th Congress, which convened on Tuesday with the economy at the top of its agenda, "to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America" with a bailout.

"Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses, (and) we feel we deserve the same consideration," Francis said in a statement.

"In difficult economic times, Americans turn to entertainment for relief. More and more, the kind of entertainment they turn to is adult entertainment."

"The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three," Owen Moogan, a spokesman for Flynt, told CNN.

"The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine."

In an interview with entertainment news website TMZ, Francis admitted the move was more of a "precautionary measure" than an emergency rescue, "but as long as the government is handing out money, we want to be there to take it."

The pair acknowledge that although DVD sales and rentals have dropped 22 per cent over the past year, online traffic has continued to grow.

"The 13-billion-dollar industry is in no fear of collapse," they say. "But why take chances?" Francis, who was last year freed from almost a year in jail after pleading no contest to child abuse and prostitution charges in a plea deal, told CNN they planned to deliver the request "to our congressmen and (Secretary of the Treasury Henry) Paulson" by the end of Wednesday.

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt said in a statement. People were "too depressed to be sexually active", which was "very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such, but they cannot do without sex."
He said the only way Congress could "rejuvenate" America's sexual appetite was "by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly." There was no response from Congress to the request.
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Wow, I didn't know that this economic slump will even make Americans crave less for sexual pleasure. Now I don't know whether that would be good or bad. Haha!

Friday, January 2, 2009

Text Joke #2 - Edward Cullen Meets Belo

This is a joke in Tagalog but I translated it into English to give consideration to other readers.

To those who don't know, Dr. Vicky Belo is a popular dermatologist and "doctor to the stars" here in the Philippines.

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One day, Dr. Vicky Belo saw Edward Cullen in Terraces...

Vicki Belo was mesmerized and awestruck by the sheer beauty and aura that
Edward has. She couldn't resist but to touch his face.

But Edward resisted. He said...

"I'm sorry, Only Bella Touches My Skin."


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Goodnight all. :P

Text Joke #1

Still with the New Year's spirit, my first entry on text jokes would be about it. :P (this one is in Tagalog)

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Mga resolutions ko ngayong Bagong Taon:

1. Hindi na ako mangangako, PROMISE!

2. Hindi na ako mag-iingles. Never again!

3. Hindi na ako magsusugal. Pustahan pa tayo.

4. At hindi na ako magsasalita ng patapos. Period!

5. And last but not the least, hindi na ako mag-g-GM!

---GM---

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Funny if you get it. :)) You're a loser if you don't. :p

Speaking of resolutions, do you have one?

Well me, I gave up on them. I formulate them each year, generally the same. Yet, I always become lame to follow it. Too sad. Hahaha!!