Text Joke #3 - Pick-Up Lines

And since its the merry season when love blossoms with the sweet smell of those dark red roses, I want to list some pick-up lines.

• "Is Geometry your favorite subject?... Because you look good at any angle..."

• "Do you know that I am a scientist?... Because you are my lab..."

• "What is your height?... Because I didn't know how you managed to get into my heart..."

• "I think you are good in creating stuff... Because you always make my day."

• "Are you a cliif? It's because I fell for you."

• "I am a bee. Can you be my honey?"

• "Do you have a license? Coz you're driving me crazy!"

• "Hindi tayo tao... Hindi tayo hayop... Bagay tayo."

=)) okay, enough of the cheesiness. I actually haven't tried any of these yet. But you could!! Who knows, the key to winning that special someone is flashing right in front of your screens.

Happy pick-up-ing! Hahaha!

Text Joke #2 - Edward Cullen Meets Belo

This is a joke in Tagalog but I translated it into English to give consideration to other readers.

To those who don't know, Dr. Vicky Belo is a popular dermatologist and "doctor to the stars" here in the Philippines.

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One day, Dr. Vicky Belo saw Edward Cullen in Terraces...

Vicki Belo was mesmerized and awestruck by the sheer beauty and aura that
Edward has. She couldn't resist but to touch his face.

But Edward resisted. He said...

"I'm sorry, Only Bella Touches My Skin."

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Goodnight all. :P

Text Joke #1

Still with the New Year's spirit, my first entry on text jokes would be about it. :P (this one is in Tagalog)

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Mga resolutions ko ngayong Bagong Taon:

1. Hindi na ako mangangako, PROMISE!

2. Hindi na ako mag-iingles. Never again!

3. Hindi na ako magsusugal. Pustahan pa tayo.

4. At hindi na ako magsasalita ng patapos. Period!

5. And last but not the least, hindi na ako mag-g-GM!

---GM---

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Funny if you get it. :)) You're a loser if you don't. :p

Speaking of resolutions, do you have one?

Well me, I gave up on them. I formulate them each year, generally the same. Yet, I always become lame to follow it. Too sad. Hahaha!!